went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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