wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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