Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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