People with herpes should wear stickers.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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