Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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