even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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