you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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