Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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