bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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