I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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