dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
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