Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I supernannyed him into submission
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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