So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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