You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Its about making memories worth repressing
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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