I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Please, let me fuck your mom
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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