Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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