so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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