your room smells of hookers.
And success
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Sorry about my life...
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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