I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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