Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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