some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Randomize
