Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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