I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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