You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i would punch a child for taco bell
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
