I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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