Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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