I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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