i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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