NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Ketchup is God's man juice
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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