if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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