We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
