drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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