The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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