It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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