Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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