So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Randomize
