I am puke
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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