I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
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People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
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