Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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