when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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