I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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