wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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