Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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