your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
