What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Acid is not a monday night drug
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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