My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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