Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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