so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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