Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Sacagawea was the original milf.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Congratulations! We have a period
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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