No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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