I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You ate ashes out of my bong
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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