Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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