how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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