Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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