we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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