My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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