i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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