Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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