so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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