she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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